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Saturday, September 3, 2011

The N30M Soap Opera: Mercy Johnsons and Prince Odianosen Okojie

After exchanging vows at Christ Embassy on Saturday August 27, 2011, Mercy and Odi prepare to seal it with a kiss
Whatever has a beginning must have an end, at least so has life taught us. Of all the ‘big-budget’ movies ever shot in Nigeria – as professed by the producers, none would beat the ‘Triumph of Love’ tale that Princess Mercy and Prince Odi have told and shown us. It has the full features of a tele-novella with a special Nigerian adaptation providing the Nollywood flavour. You know how the love story goes:

Boy meets girl. They fall in love. Opposition arises. They squash it shaming some people. They get married. And they live happily ever after. In this case, famous ‘ordinary’ girl meets ‘rich’ Prince (not necessarily handsome). They get engaged in 2009. All seems well and quiet. No attempted ‘husband-snatching’ from girl’s colleagues neither rumours of unfaithfulness among two. First rumoured wedding date fails and when the new dates come close two years later, the intrigues begin. A Lovely from Canada shows up in the media alleging marriage to same Prince with two kids as fruit. And then the love-birds begin their first major challenge together in full glare of the public, majority who kept (and perhaps still keep) vigil on the internet.

From denial, to partial acceptance, full admission, a file for annulment, purported divorce, counter divorce claims, demonstration threat by a women group, even last minute church withdrawal; the media provided almost daily updates of the royal wedding being planned. The characteristic Nigerian ‘spiritual consultation’ convinces the bride-to-be of her ‘destiny ties’ with Prince odi, hence the resolve to go ahead with wedding. Lovely – Edo, concedes her husband (or ex) to Mercy – Kogi, and do they all live happily ever after? Great Nigerian block busters like Ije, Figurine, Anchor Baby, Mirror Boy, Black Gold are movies not known to have Part Twos. Will ‘Triumph of Love‘ follow the trend of these recent movies? Or will it go the Tade Ogidan way of ‘Diamond Ring‘ 1 and 2 or even MainFrame’s “T’oluwa Nile” 1, 2, 3 prduction?

Veteran thespians and skilled play writers will tell you that for a play to end all conflicts played up must be resolved. Has that happened in this Royal rumble? Prince Odi is said to have presented a Divorce certificate to Christ Embassy, few days to August 27 – the wedding date. The church had earlier declined joining the new lovers based on wife Lovely’s petition and most especially, the supporting documents she presented. But determined to marry his new bride, Odi ‘secures’ and ‘presents’ a divorce certificate to the church authorities. The day following, (ex) wife Lovely, who is resident in Canada, denies having signed or sighted any divorce paper and is said to be considering legal actions against her (ex) spouse and the church. Hence, the legality and duration of Princess Mercy’s marriage is still under threat even after the ‘successful’ superlative wedding.

Other than the two Stretch Limos and Bentley used, the two horse-men who led the automobile convoy to the reception venue, and the remarkable presence of A-list showbiz stars, the royal wedding could have passed for any other regular wedding. The touted N30M budget wedding was lost in the 2-day ceremony. From location, to security, music at the reception, the bridesmaids’ dresses, organisation and timeliness, quality of other guests, the wedding scored low. Even the newly-weds remained ‘understandably’ tense until the marriage certificate was presented. Mercy could have been a lot more joyous on her big day had Odi done the right things at the right time. Hopefully the memories of Honeymoon and year(s) after will erase the scandalous memories…

Submitting To One Another

The Holy Bible, in Ephesians, chapter 5, verse 21, enjoins us to be submissive to one another. I believe so much in the authority of the man in the home, while I also believe this very verse that asks us to submit to one another. When we are submissive to one another in our homes, certain issues will never come up.

The meaning of that word in the Holy Scriptures, “submitting to one another” is that your body ceases to be yours the very moment you become a husband or a wife. In this case, you have no right to do whatever you want to do to that body without the consent and approval of your spouse.

I see women go for some kind of surgery without the consent of the man. If you are doing it for that man whose glory you are, you will first of all be sure he is happy with it. You will not bring your hair to the front when he likes you having it at the back. If you are his glory, you will not dress the way your pastor wants you to dress, but the way your husband wants. Your pastor’s wife or your biological mother has no right to tell you what to wear and how to wear it, they can do that only when you are doing it wrongly.

Stop copying her style of dressing, stop the regular use of head tie just because your leader wants it that way; dress and tie your hair because your husband, who is the priest in your home, wants it that way.

Men are not free from this; if your wife wants you to wear a brown shirt today and you decide to go for red, you are going against the word of God because since you take her in as yours, you have become hers too. Your dressing and looks must be solely for her. She is not supposed to control you, but in a way, she should have control over you.

Marriage is a partnership and you can never get up and do things without first getting the approval of your partner. Stop trying to hide things from her and letting her know just a little about you. Sir, your wife must know what you are worth and if you tell me you don’t trust her enough to let her into your whole world, I ask you this question; why then are you wasting time with her?

A good number of men treat their wives like servants and slaves. It is sad seeing even the so-called educated ones lock up their wives in the prison called mansions. The man give the woman whatever he feels she needs and as you know, it is always material. You are giving her what you think she needs without trying to find out and give her what she knows she needs.

Men keep complaining about women leaving them after years of pampering and spoiling them. Whenever you ask to know what they spent and sacrifices they made for them, the first thing you hear is this “I sent her to school, I change her cars every year, I give her holiday with the kids abroad, I did this, I did that.” Have you sat her down to find out if you are giving her what her heart desires?

What if she wants to get a salary job and you have her in your business? What if she wants to leave her job and run her own business? What if she needs more love and time than she is getting? What if she wants you home early enough to spend time with her instead of you giving your evenings to your friends? What if you do all these things for her and she is still dead emotionally because she knows you have a girlfriend somewhere but doesn’t even know how to talk to you about it? What if she is planning to become very slim even when that is not her natural physique and in the process she loses her life in the surgeon’s room? What if she no longer enjoys any of those good things of life you give because she has concluded you are just like the man next door?

Have you wondered why she keeps looking for new friends even when you feel she doesn’t need them? You are so mean that you don’t even allow her to go out of the house and you are never there with her, and at the same time, she has no right to visit her friends. Isn’t this another form of slavery? You have in your fridge only the drinks your friends like and sometimes, you have drinks for your children. Have you gone out any day with the thought of what your wife likes drinking? How many men today have their partner’s bra size? With all your level of spirituality, when was the last time you bought clothes for your wife? Sir, it is not the duty of your wife to clothe herself, stop feeling you must share the responsibility; she can, if she loves you and you are nice to her, but God is not happy when you give her a burden that is not hers to carry.

The pain of a woman comes with child birth while yours as the man comes with the daily toiling for food, shelter and clothes. Even the Holy Bible says if a man fails to provide for his home, he is worse than an infidel. Enough of this looking for gainfully employed women and very rich ones because this is the beginning of turning the strong and hard working Nigerian men into gigolos and mummy’s boys.

I would also implore you to learn and strive to treat your spouse right. When you don’t treat him or her well, it can only take a matter of time before you come crashing. Thank your God if he or she is not one of those who are God’s favourites because if he or she is, you are bound to meet with trouble if you don’t change.

We do certain things and get away with them because our spouses are too nice not to do anything that will hurt us. If you hurt your wife to the point where she cries to God, that wealth you are so proud of will go in a minute.

I hear men tell their wives how lazy and useless they are. I see men compare their wives with their colleagues at work. Even pastors are not left out as they go on telling their wives how good the deaconess and singer is. You go home every day from church only to speak of them to the point that the woman begins to hate them. It is a natural thing because your wife knows those other women are doing well because their own husbands gave them the chance to become what they are, but you are there celebrating them and comparing them with her, while you are never going to allow her even use her university degree.

And who told you she contributed nothing to the growth of your business? She was your cook, house keeper, nanny for your children and your prayer warrior, while your laundry was done by her. She is the best you can ever think of and the earlier you begin to appreciate her, the better for you.

I know a good number of Nigerian men won’t like to hear this truth. From my newspaper columns, I have realised I get appreciated by men only when I write in their favour. Until you begin to shout hallelujah when issues are discussed in favour of men as well as women, you are yet to start living. I expect you to read and digest these lines and then decide to make amends.

Women, please remember, you are not to dress for your religious leaders or your bosses, but your husband. If you love your home and wants your man, please don’t be deceived into believing all you need for a good home is godliness and being a praying wife. Men live by sight and there are things they want to see in a woman. You must get him to begin to run home before the close of work. You must get him to always pick up his phone and speak some good and soothing words into your ears even when he is doing it for the fear of losing you.

You must be sexily dressed for him at all times. Please don’t carry spirituality into your matrimonial home. If your husband wants you to bare it for him inside the house, please go ahead and do this. If the man wants sex with you in the bath or kitchen, don’t hesitate to do it as long as the kids are away. Don’t be deceived by people who tell you that certain sex styles are demonic and against the scriptures. Whatever way you have sex within the confines of marriage, is right before God; even those who openly condemn you for doing it, secretly try it out sometimes.

Many Nigerian marriages are far from being what a marriage should be. What we have these days are two actors cohabiting. A man should know what his wife owns and earns, but still goes ahead to take care of her as his bride. The woman should know and be a part of her husband’s assets without looking for a way to rip him off. It is sad we live in such a time when women cheat and tell all kinds of lies just to get money from the men. I think this is happening because men have failed in their responsibility of taking care of their wives. But this shouldn’t be a reason for going against divine principles.

Some women now plan the kidnap of their husbands just because they must get money from them. There are women who now plan with medical doctors to tell their husbands they have one terminal illness or the other. This makes the man to drop a certain amount monthly for medical attention. Some men are very nice that they don’t even bother to ask questions what the woman does with her money. This is very commendable, but some women now abuse this privilege as they now see it as a good way to set their relations up in business and keep boyfriends outside their home.

Ladies, let us all do something towards winning back the trust our men once had in us and men, please go back to being the man you were created to be

Akindele confesses: Pray for Me! True to God, I need a man -Funke Akindele

Funke Akindele is a Nigerian success story. Here is a girl who has made it, who is a household name in Nigeria and beyond, who has fame and money, but one thing is missing: a man to marry her.

Like every girl, she dreams to have a home and a family all of her own. “Once I start my home, I hope to cut down on acting so that I can give my family more attention,” she says.

But for now, the men are not coming, or too scared to come, making her to turn to God in prayer.

“Man proposes and God disposes”, she says, waxing spiritual, “so people should keep their fingers crossed and pray for Funke Akindele to meet the bone of her bone and the flesh of her flesh and not somebody else.”

“It is one of my dreams to bear children soon and I believe it will come to pass soon.”

Not marrying early is something that seems to run in the family.

“My parents went through the process and it is their joy that I also pass through the same process,” she says.

There is a sense of poignancy to it all as the celebrity actress compares her situation to some of her age mates who are already married and have children.

“Some of my mates have more than three kids today,” she laments, again going spiritual: “Perhaps, this is how God wants me to be for now. When the time comes, and that time could be anytime, I hope to put acting on hold for a family”.

In a typical Nigerian family setting, there would have been parental pressures to marry, but not so with Akindele’s parents.

“I have a wonderful mother that prays and encourages me. She admonishes me not to go after money but true love.
“People who know me closely would tell you that I don’t have airs at all. Of course, I want to get married to somebody that I love and who

understands me; who loves me for whom I am.”

Funke’s situation is made difficult by the general perception of actresses as not being too good as wives.

“People say that men are often scared of actresses because they are famous, rich, drive around in posh cars and command a lot of attention. That all these make a ‘struggling’ guy gets scared and run away.”

“To all the guys scared of approaching her for marriage, Akindele says: “You don’t have to let inferiority complex overwhelm you. If God says you are the right person for me, then nothing will stop it.”

For a star actress of her stature to get a husband, Akindele knows she has to come down from her high horse or from her Olympian heights of pride.

“You have to be humble; don’t let it get to your head. Just be yourself and be down to earth.”

She recalls the so many occasions “when people want to walk up to me when I am in a public place and they are jittery. For instance, I was at Shoprite Mall recently and heard a guy telling his friend that he would love to say hi but felt I was a proud person but I shocked him by saying, ‘Hi, how are you? I am not a proud person o.’ I do that a lot of times.”

‘Where is the Glo money?’

Like every Lagos city girl, Akindele has had her own close shave with death, an experience that can easily be turned into a movie.
So far, she has experienced two different violent attacks.

“The first one was in the traffic,” she recalls “it was just a toy gun affair and I fell for it. They took my bag and said Jenifa jowo, ma bi nu (we are sorry).”

The second robbery took place at a popular Lagos Hotel where she lodged with three others during the shoot of Omo Ghetto 2.

For Akindele, it was one hell of an experience which nearly ended up in a rape because she was in her pyjamas and was getting ready for a massage. It was in the night, some minutes past 10 p.m., when she heard the shouts of Ole, Ole (thief thief).

“I immediately put a call across to the reception and they said there was nothing wrong and that it was just noise from the neighbourhood.

“Hardly had I dropped the call than I heard gun shots. I went cold immediately, I called out my friends. Bimbo was very strong, she quickly told us to wear our jeans and run into the bathroom.

“They were raiding the rooms’ one after the other. Our door was the last door to be opened. They didn’t find it easy. They left and returned into the room after one of them insisted that I was in the room.

“I recalled praying and my spirit told me that they would enter but I should pray that they won’t hurt any of us.

“They barged into the room and by the time they got to the bathroom door, my friends Bimbo and Joy had formed a shield in front of me.

“But when I heard them cock the gun, I leapt forward. One of them tried to hit me and asked for Owo Glo (Glo money).
“Another member of the gang came to my defence and told him to leave me alone, telling him I was the star of Jenifa.”

Was she raped as was widely alleged?

Akindele answered emphatically no!

“There is no iota of truth in the false story that I was raped. They took away money and jewellery. It was a close shave. Up till now, I am still wondering where I got the strength to face the robbers.

For coming out of robbery attack unscathed, Akindele has God to thank. She says, “God has been my strength. I pray regularly but I am no saint however. I don’t joke with my Psalms.”

A Nollywood icon who has starred in many big home videos, Funke Akindele’s defining movie was Jenifa, a comedy starring her as a campus “bush girl” who wants to belong to the circle of campus city slickers. So successful was Jenifa that Akindele wants to build the Jenifa character into a brand.

“I want to use Jenifa to change people’s lives” she explains. “Whenever Jenifa says “excuse me” the youth will listen, I see Jenifa later working in a crèche or as a nanny. A TV series on Jenifa is not out of the picture.”

Also in the pipeline is “The Return O f Jenifa” (TROJ) which will be in the cinemas in September. So far, it has been frustrating for Akindele to come up with the sequel to Jenifa. “our plan to make the event a grand one was threatened and it got to me at some point but I shook it off,” Akindele says “ I psyche up myself and reminded myself that there were so many people looking up to me.”

Naturally, Akindele is still expected to star as Jenifa in the sequel. Even though she excelled in the role, Akindele initially wanted someone else to feature as Jenifa.

“I never wanted to play the lead role in Jenifa. I played the role because I would not find anyone suitable for the character.

“The only person I would have assigned the role was Ronke Oshodi but I fell she was too big for the role and I couldn’t get anyone else. During the production, the workload was so much on me. Aside from writing, producing and acting, I had oversight of every department and process. I was exhausted at the end of the project but the grace of God has been sufficient for me.

“I have excelled as a producer and have received awards for these roles and I hope to get more by the grace of God. Like my mum will tell me, whatever thing one does, one should keep doing it because you will never know the one that will bring you fame and wealth. I will keep producing and I am sure one day, Hollywood will come knocking on my door.”

In a world where art imitates life, many think Jenifa and Funke Akindele are the same. It is one comparism that angers Akindele who says she cannot be compared “with that useless Jenifa character.”

“No, no, no,” she protests, “Funke Akindele looks better in appearance than Jenifa. This is because when you see Funke Akindele, she doesn’t talk or act like Jenifa as a person. They are two different people.

“The only thing they share together is that both Jenifa and Funke Akindele are nice individuals. Also, both of them don’t care about their dressing. I am not a designer’s freak. Because my colleagues are putting on Christian Louboutin shoes doesn’t mean I also have to do the same thing. I am just me. I don’t have to, but Jenifa would go all out to feel among.

“In addition, even in her ‘uncultured’ appearance, Jenifa doesn’t have a low self-esteem; same thing with Funke Akindele. I am first a simple, down to earth, go-getter and warmly lady. I don’t take life so hard. It’s not a do-or-die thing.

“Where I am today, I never knew I would find myself. I just love doing this thing. Anything I get involved in, I throw my will into it. At the end of the day, my success comes along the line.

“Whatever I do, I just want to enjoy it. I do my things well because, I love doing it. At the end of the day, I hear comments like ‘Funke Akindele is desparate’ or ‘she is a go-getter’”.

She likes to define her style in terms of simplicity. “I love to be single. Of course, I love looking good and I love to wear good things but I am not loud.”

When it comes to extravagance, Akindele says: “My vanity would be shoes, some of which even big celebrities don’t have yet, but I don’t wear them. This is because I hardly go out.”

Anyone wanting to marry Funke, should be ready for a workaholic who hardly attends social events because “If I am yet to finish work on a script, I won’t abandon my work. I work a lot.”

At the end of her hard work, Akindele is saddened by the cankerworm of pirates who feed where they did not sow.

“Piracy is eating deep into the fabrics of the industry,” she laments. “It’s now so sad that we hardly realize up to one million Naira in a movie.
“If we release in the morning, by evening, the pirates are out with their own edition. We don’t make money from DVDs again.”

Just like she is praying for a husband, so is she also praying for the day when the evil of piracy would be stamped out of the entertainment industry “so that a hard-working girl like me can fully reap from where she had sown.”

“One first needs to be prayerful and work hard,” she says. “I have not had a good sleep for some days now and that is because I have been busy lately. How I don’t break down has to do with the grace of God. I sleep a lot when I get the chance and I am trying to cultivate the habit of going to the gym and doing aerobic exercises. I sleep a lot and my folks don’t wake me, except when I have an appointment.”

Story by Vivian Onyebukwa, Rachael Agunta and Anthony Obi

People are created in different ways. Some are short, others short. But regardless of your perception, they are the handiwork of God, the creator of all things. We asked some men who is sexier between a tall and short woman. Does height have anything to do with sex? They responded as follows.

Adewa Ademola
Short women are sexier than the tall ones. They are very easy to manage and good in bed. They are presentable and above all, they are not egoistic unlike the tall ladies.

Shittu Olalekan
Personally, I don’t really like short women, may be it is because I have never dated one. But I prefer a tall woman no matter how beautiful the short woman is. I am attracted to tall women. I like tall women with very nice figure. They always look good in everything they wear. Tall women are also very good in bed.

Blings
Tall girls are sexier than short girls because of their curves. In fact, I can’t marry a short girl. I will rather be a priest.

Don K
Tall women are the sexiest. When it comes to being romantic, they are the best. As for me, I like tall women.

Igiebor Precious
Of course, tall girls look sexier than short ones because it is when you are tall that your physical and natural endowments come out, for instance hips. Take Oge Okoye, the actress, for instance. Is she not sexy?

Tope Okunlola
The short ones are much sexier because I think they are naturally endowed with the necessary attributes of a perfect woman.

Oseni Mamoud
I don’t know anything about tall or short women’s sex life because I have never had sex or been in a relationship with either of them. I am a virgin.

Kofoworola Adebanjo
I have two of them as my girlfriends, but the short one satisfies me more. So, from experience I think the short women are sexier than the tall ones. I may not know if there are other tall ladies that are sexy.

Samuel Sunday
If you mean who is more sexually active between the two, I will go for short women. They are better than the tall ones.

Wale Jimoh
I don’t like sex, so I wouldn’t know who is sexier between the two.

Tolu Adebayo
For me, tall or short, women are just it. They are easily handled and turned around as one wishes. There could be short women who are sexy too. You cannot rule them out.

Chike Ifediba
To be honest, I have had them both and from experience, I can tell that short women are sexier. However, whether short or tall, a sexy woman is a sexy one irrespective of height.

Ekene Onyeka
I think the action depends on the man. There are short women who are sexy and there are tall ones who are not. Everything as far as I am concerned, depends on the two people involved. If they are truly in love, they would always enjoy themselves.

Pius Ayo
They are the same. Being sexy does not have anything to do with height. Sex is an act. So, some people are bound to know it more than the others.

Livinus Okafor
I prefer tall women any time, any day and I am sure they are sexier. Naturally, I don’t like dating short women. So, I wouldn’t know how sexy they could be. Meanwhile, they could be sexy as well.

ACTRESS TONTO DIKEH, AND GHANAIAN STAR ACTOR VAN VICKER FIGHT AT MOVIE LOCATION

While some stars try so hard to stay away from controversies, some are busy swimming in it. One of the people in the latter group is star actress, Tonto Dikeh.

It all started on the set of a new movie, the director noticed that Tonto Dikeh and Ghanaian star actor, Van Vicker were rehearsing their lines separately, counter to the normal coming together for rehearsal before shoot. The movie director steps in to bridge the gap between the duo, but is presence stirred up Tonto’s anger as she started throwing tantrum.

The situation worsens when Tonto lit her cigarette and started puffing,Van Vicker told her politely to stop or she smoke outside.Tonto took that to be an insult,and she started insulting Van Vicker by using words like fuck you,who the fuck do you think you are,asshole,motherfucker.

According to source, It took the timely intervention of cast and crew on set, before they could calm Tonto dikeh down as she threatened to hit Van Vicker with the table by the side.

Miranda Kerr: Marvelous in Mexico

  • She’s a draw everywhere she goes, so it comes as no surprise that Miranda Kerr caught the attention of quite a few as she headed into a mall in Mexico City on Friday (September 2).
    The Victoria’s Secret babe looked lovely in a red dress and heels as she made her way into the Liverpool stores and happily signed autographs along the way.

Kristin Cavallari & Elisabetta Canalis: Ready To Dance



Getting used to their new strenuous schedule, Kristin Cavallari and Elisabetta Canalis were spotted arriving for the “Dancing With the Stars” practice sessions on Friday (September 2).
The “Hills” gal looked cute in black leggings and a coral top as she smiled politely for the always-present paparazzi.